11 February 2009

What Does One Feed The AntiChrist?

This week's dilemma: Snacks for the Antichrist.

I host my Universal Khaki book club this coming Sunday, and we are wrapping up discussion on Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's "Good Omens." When I host, I like going with a book-related theme when it comes to the food. You should have seen what I served when we read "Just Do It: How One Couple Turned Off the TV and Turned On Their Sex Lives for 101 Days".

As I peruse through my collection of cookbooks, here are the recipes which come to mind as food suitable (or not, maybe) for the Great Adversary.

1. Deviled Eggs
2. Angel Food Cake
3. Devil's Food Cake
4. Heavenly Cake
5. Ambrosia
6. Witches' Brew
7. Heavenly Hash Browns
8. Divinity
9. Angel Pie
10. Angel Dessert
11. Angel's Delight

To be honest, though, serving the Antichrist a dessert titled "Angel Pie" is quite ironic, bordering sacreligious. Some of the recipe names need changing, I think. Here we go...

1. Deviled Eggs
2. Angel Food Cake = Great Beast Cake
3. Devil's Food Cake
4. Heavenly Cake = Armageddon Cake
5. Ambrosia = Ambrosia
6. Witches' Brew
7. Heavenly Hash Browns = Revelations 6:6 Hash Browns
8. Divinity = Evil-inty
9. Angel Pie = Spawn of Satan Pie
10. Angel Dessert = Beelzebub's Favorite
11. Angel's Delight = Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse's Delight

Cool.

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